You Do Not Talk About Wii Club
It has begun. Beginning it was a girl, possibly covering up abuse like a 21st century "My Name is Luca" remix, and now Kotakuite Anders ends up with a blackened eye from his nunchuck.
i was playing wii sports boxing with my brother and we were playing in a pretty modest board the idiot go so into the process and tried to side swipe my character when his nunchuk hit me in my correct eye. i have an absolutely massive bloody blackened eye and can hardly even open it.
My theory here? There is no ´brother´. Wii delirium, acting with his own dangerously fractured psyche, has created for Anders his own personal Tyler Durden. He´s out there correct now somewhere, smashing his own television and blaming it on his imaginary sibling.
Don´t believe me?
to top it off, about 5 minutes later he was playing on his own when the wii remote shot out of his hand and hit the tv. its only a cheap crt, but he´s put a dark patch in it from the impact. anyway, thought i may as well let others get a kick out of my mishaps...
Maybe I am wrong, but through this entire post we never actually see his brother or anyone else interacting with his brother. It´s a Chuck Palahniuk novel waiting to happen.
Michael Fahey
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